You probably got here from a reel about burnout, or skincare, or me in a bathtub. Hi. This is the other thing I do.
One St. Pete shop went from $10 a month to $10,000 a month in online sales.
Same shop. Same products. Different posts. I write and design the content so owners can go back to running the business. Send me your Instagram handle and I'll tell you what's costing you sales. Free, in writing, within three days.
Send me your handle
I'll go look at your actual account. Not a template with your name pasted in the header. No card, no call.
Free. No card. You'll hear back within three days.
Got it.
I'll go look at your account and write back within three days. If you don't hear from me, reply to any email of mine and yell at me, because it means something broke.
The receipts
I'm not going to talk to you about engagement. I'd rather talk about money.
Your reach is probably fine. That's not what's broken.
Most small business accounts I look at are getting seen. Posts go out, people watch, and then nothing happens.
The gap is almost always the same three things:
- The posts never actually say what you sell.
- The profile never says where to buy it.
- The link in the bio dumps people on a page with twelve choices, so they make none of them.
I had this exact problem on my own account last month. 1,900 people tapped through to my profile. 18 tapped my link. Eighteen. I know what it looks like from the inside, and fixing it is why this page exists instead of a list of buttons.
What you get for free, today
Send me your handle. I go look at your real account and write back:
- What a stranger thinks you sell in the first three seconds, which is usually not what you sell.
- The posts that are already working, and why they work.
- The one change I'd make this week, and what to post first.
No card. No call unless you want one. You'll have it within three days.
If you read it, do it yourself, and never speak to me again, that's a completely fine outcome.
What done 4 u actually means
I don't coach you. I don't hand you a content calendar and wish you luck. I make the posts.
- Carousels. Written, designed, in your voice, about your actual products, posted for you.
- Reels. Scripted, cut, captioned, if you want video in the mix.
- Website. If the site is where the sale dies, I build you a new one.
Your job is sending me your stuff once a month and telling me what you want to sell. That's it.
Pricing, said out loud
Those are the real numbers. There's no discovery call you have to sit through to find out the price.
Questions people actually ask me
"$777 is a lot."
It's real money. If it isn't in the budget right now, grab a toolkit for $17 to $37 or book the $333 session and do it yourself. I'd rather you do that than nothing.
"I only have 400 followers."
Follower count isn't the number that pays you. A few hundred local people who actually buy beats ten thousand strangers in another state. Sew Pinellas didn't grow because of the follower number, they grew because the posts finally said what was for sale.
"I hate being on camera."
Then we do carousels. No face, no filming, no standing in your shop talking to a phone. That's the $777 tier.
"I paid an agency once and got generic garbage."
I know exactly the kind. Stock photos and a quote in a serif font. The free teardown exists for this. You see how I think before you pay me anything.
"Do you only do Instagram?"
No. Websites, link hubs, custom software. I've built a grounded AI system for a Fortune 500 manufacturer. And if your content isn't the problem, I'll tell you that instead of selling you content.
"What happens after I send my handle?"
I look, I write back within three days, and then one of two things happens. You've got a free list of fixes, or you want me to do them.
You read this far, so something about your account is bugging you.
Send me your handle