Personalized couples report

Your love story, decoded.

A 14-page briefing on the two of you, built from both exact birth charts: astrology, Human Design, and the places on Earth where you light up together.

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Made to order. PDF in your inbox in 5 to 7 business days.

Cover of a sample couples report titled Operation Moon Swap, showing both partners' Sun and Moon signs on a dark star chart.
Real chart mathWritten to you two14 pagesPDF
What's inside

Every page, before you buy.

This is the full sample for Theo and Nora, a fictional couple. Yours follows the same 14 pages with your names, your charts and your places. Tap any page to see it big.

Sample page 1, the coverPage 01Your operation name, built from your two charts Sample page 2, the mission briefPage 02Mission brief: how to read it, plus your note Sample page 3, the first person's birth chartPage 03Person one's chart: big three, standouts, full wheel Sample page 4, the first person's Human DesignPage 04Their Human Design and Gene Keys Sample page 5, the second person's birth chartPage 05Person two's chart Sample page 6, the second person's Human DesignPage 06Their Human Design and Gene Keys Sample page 7, the coincidence reportPage 07The coincidence report: where your charts match Sample page 8, the chemistry reportPage 08Chemistry: your strongest contacts, with exact orbs Sample page 9, room assignmentsPage 09Room assignments: whose planets land in whose houses Sample page 10, the composite chartPage 10The "us" chart: the relationship's own chart Sample page 11, combined Human DesignPage 11Your Human Designs, stacked into one Sample page 12, the USA astrocartography mapPage 12USA map: your planetary lines, with real distances Sample page 13, the world astrocartography mapPage 13World map: five destinations that stand out Sample page 14, rules of engagementPage 14Rules of engagement: how to love each other, by design

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Why it's different

Built from your two charts, page by page.

01

Real math

Both charts are calculated with the Swiss Ephemeris: Placidus houses, true node. Every degree, orb and mileage in your report comes from your actual birth data.

02

Written to you two

Your names, your pronouns, your places, your occasion. The sample couple has a Venus opposite a Sun at 0.04 degrees. Yours will have its own version of that.

03

Drawn from your data

The chart wheels, bodygraphs and maps are drawn from your two charts. No stock images, no zodiac clip art.

How it works

Two minutes from you. The rest is on me.

Step 1

Fill in the form

Both birth dates, times and cities, plus any places that matter to you two.

Step 2

Check one email

Right after checkout I email your birth details back to you. Reply if anything's off.

Step 3

Get your PDF

It lands in your inbox in 5 to 7 business days, or 3 with Rush. Read it on your phone or print it.

About birth times. Rising signs, houses and map lines all hang on the exact minute, so a time from a birth certificate is best. Don't know one? Order anyway. I'll calculate everything that doesn't depend on it and tell you exactly which parts would change with the real time.
Order your report
$99
  • 14 pages on the two of you
  • Both birth charts and Human Designs
  • Synastry, composite and coincidences
  • USA and world astrocartography maps
  • PDF by email in 5 to 7 business days
  • Rush option: 3 business days for $35 more
Giving it as a gift? You'll need their birth details and their OK to use them for this report. The order asks you to confirm you both agreed.
Person 1

The report is written to this person.

Person 2

Their partner.

The extras

All optional. They make the maps and page 2 yours.

Total$99

Payment is handled by Stripe. I use your birth details only for your report and delete my working copy 30 days after delivery. Report terms · Privacy

Questions

Before you order

Is this for any couple?

Yes. Married, dating, engaged, long distance, any genders. Add the pronouns you each use and the report will use them.

Do you need both birth times?

Ideally, yes. Without a time I can still do a lot, and I'll tell you exactly which parts depend on it.

What if we don't live in the US?

The world map covers everywhere. The second map page is a USA map, so if you live somewhere else, email me before you order and we'll sort it out.

I made a typo in our birth details.

Reply to the confirmation email and I'll use the fix. After delivery, tell me within 7 days and I'll correct the report free.

Is this a prediction?

No. It describes what's in your charts so you can talk about it, laugh about it and use what fits. Astrology, Human Design and Gene Keys are lenses for reflection and entertainment.

Can I get a refund?

You can cancel for a full refund until I start your report. Once work has started, it's being made for the two of you, so it can't be cancelled or returned. If I make a mistake with your data, I fix it free.